So, I'm at the media party Thursday evening, enjoying some casual drinks when I start talking to these three guys who say they're with the show "Ghosthunters."
OK, vaguely cool. This is just after I've embarrassed myself in front of the guy who played Cameron on "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" so I need to redeem myself. I start talking to these guys, asking about their jobs hunting ghosts and whatnot.
Everything seems all right, but then comes the shocker: none of them has ever seen a ghost. Here they are, travelling the country in search of the supernatural, and they've never had a personal experience with a wraith, specter or some other such creature.
There was only one thing to do - get another drink.